Visit here frequently to see all of our latest jokes! It will most likely end up here until we sort them all out and stick them in the correct joke categories. Latest Jokes as of February 11 A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, “Boss, I’ve got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he’s stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. What should I do? Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush. About 10 minutes later he radios back. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer’s mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by.
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Best jokes ever An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: He went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic and this is what happened. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.
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Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form? Will you replace my eX without asking Y? I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk. Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometery Guy: Do you like math? In fact, the only number I care about is yours. By looking at you I can tell you’re , which by the way are all perfect squares.
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Jokes about Teacher Read the funniest jokes about Teachers Know a good Teachers joke that’s missing here? Tell us and we place your joke with your name on WorkJoke. Please contact us for more information! A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut.
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Friday, July 29, Growth Mindset Mistakes Poster A continual focus in my classroom is helping my students build a growth mindset. One quote I’ve seen time and time again when it comes to mindset is “Mistakes are expected, respected, inspected, and corrected. This summer, I decided that I wanted to post this on the wall in my classroom as a reminder to students. I looked online to see if anybody else had already made a poster, but I didn’t see anything that really caught my eye.
Though, there might have been a great one that I just missed somehow To be honest, I didn’t spend all that much time looking. Here’s what I came up with: I originally wanted the words at the bottom to be printed on two different colors of paper and be alternated, but I accidentally loaded two sheets of orange paper in my printer. So, orange it is! Here are close-ups of the different elements: As soon as I can get access to my classroom, I’ll post a picture of them in action!
If you’d like to post these in your own classroom, I’ve uploaded the files here as an editable Publisher file and a non-editable PDF file. For the Publisher file, you’ll need to also download these free fonts:
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The Dating Nerd is a shadowy figure whose whereabouts and identifying details remain unknown. What we do know is that he is really, really good at dating. After the second date, she let me in on a secret: She’s not actually single, but married and “poly,” a term I had never heard before. Apparently, she and her husband have a rule where they can each hook up with whoever they want well, there are more rules, but that’s not the main point here.
Basically, she’d be free to see me, go on dates, get drinks, make out, have sex and so forth, but she wouldn’t sleep over at my place, I couldn’t sleep over at her place, and so forth. As she described it to me, I was like, “Is there a catch? That sounds kind of awesome. Dating a poly woman is something I’ve never done before, and for all I know it’s actually hell or at least more complicated than dating monogamously.
Do you have any experience here? How does one “play” this type of situation?
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The best dating jokes It’s and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue’s father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they’re planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they’ll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue’s father suggests, “Why don’t you kids go out and screw?
I hear all of the kids are doing it.
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The idea for the posters I’m posting below came from her beautiful classroom displays which she has posted pictures of here. She even links to files so you can recreate them yourself! If you didn’t click the link above and you really should have , here’s my inspiration image: Clarissa placed pre-cut numbers on top of the colored squares and cubes. I decided I wanted to simplify things a bit and just print the numbers directly on the squares and cubes.
This also let me do cubes higher than Here’s how they turned out. I printed them on colored paper and laminated them. As soon as I’m allowed back in school, I’ll be hanging them up above my number line! I just LOVE looking at these! I also made a title to hang next to them:
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It’s up to us to develop the sensitivity to pick up on it. Pedantry can be the enemy of insight. This gives students the idea that there is a book somewhere with all the right answers to all of the interesting questions, and that teachers know those answers. And if one could get hold of the book, one would have everything settled.
Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men. May. Breast Implants. By SteveP. in Relationship Jokes. Tags: Wife Jokes + The following conversation took place between a husband and wife at the dinner
Deductive reasoning is a lot simpler than many people realize. Just see if it isn’t: I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog. Do you have a dog house? Five surgeons were talking about the best patients First surgeon says, “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered.
Everything inside them is in alphabetical order. Everything inside them is color coded! They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and butts are interchangeable. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end.